RO - "So Carmelo, I need to ask you some questions, so I hope you've done your homework!"

CB - "Fearless leader, yes, I hope I can do you proud. But isn't that the name of your business?"


RO - "I'm going to ask you some simple questions about music theory. Firstly, ..... What do you call someone
who hangs around bands?"

CB - "Er, a groupie?"

RO - "A drummer!"


RO - "OK, next question.  What is the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?"

CB - "Er, don't know"

RO - "You only have to punch it into the machine once"


RO - "OK, next question.  Why do drummers park their cars with the drum sticks on the dash board?"

CB - "Beats me, I mean, the drum, chuckle chuckle"

RO - "So they can park in the disabled spot"


RO - "Carmelo, I'm very disappointed in you. Back to basics when you can't pass simple music theory."

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